What are CATS?
Cats do whatever they want and you have no idea what they are thinking.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost you an arm and a leg.
CONCLUSION: Cats are little women in fur coats.
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What are DOGS?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture they're allowed to sit on.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't listen to you when you're in the same room.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then kiss you.
CONCLUSION: Dogs are little MEN in fur coats.
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