10. Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9. She's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes 3 years running.
8. When asked for her phone number, she gives it in hex.
7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down
6. Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5. Mumbled, "Oh, ouh-pleeez!" 256 times during the movie, The Net.
4. Massive 401 k contributions made in half-cent increments.
3. His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2. Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overheard, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
1. You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, Professor-I-Don't-Give-A's- In-Computer-Science."
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